Sweet lawd have mercy

When an older age man/men are/at a bar with young women and give off a very distinguished rapey vibe

Josh went to a bar and sweet lawd have mercy they were ripe

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Oh lawd he comin

The term most commonly used for popular memes that involve a particularly cute household pet heading towards the camera.

However, this has more recently been used for the Gorillaz fandom's 2D Cat meme, created by @murdoc.is.god on Instagram.

*2D Cat walking down the street*
Any Gorillaz fan ever: OH LAWD HE COMIN

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lawd knows id smash

Something men say when a girl is so hot, even a priest would smash that ass.

From a meme of hulk in christian clothes, hand over heart, saying the phrase.

sees a hot girl

Mark: Dude....

Joe: I know man, I see it.

Mark: Lawd knows Id smash

Lawd

To kill by lead poisoning, often through

Leadpipes in the kitchen (colonel mustard) in the italian bath when burying the lead in Rome when roaming through the space between

2 g balls projected from rifled barrels at a velocity faster than 300 meters per second though less than 300 million meters per second. Until they dont. Crash. In some eras and generations in some parts of some planets the ball of lead, element 82, can be replaced with plutonium that has half-lifed down to lead levels.

Also painted onto school walls

Also liquefied and then volatilized into the atmosphere in combustion rather than engines used to propel vehicles in the 1900s.

Who lawded Flint, Michigan? That mishugus? Colonel Mustard in the white house with the lead pipe.

brooke lawd mursey

Is a crazy crazy girl, who has over come much drama in there life, where she can thank of controls herself, but really cant. She got many personality an starts naming them!

Brooke lawd mursey- girl needs to get a grip, on all your people inside of your head! Befour one specks out!!

Oh Lawd

Tbh the definition is Oh lawd but it can be used as a response in most situations

Sameka: Justin got caught with another girl
Eli: Oh lawd

lawded

//verb// to drop not so subtle hints that you are more into your spouse’s old college buddy (the one with the great hair) then him/her.

SR: “Man, my wife totally lawded me again last night.”
CE: “Yeah?”
SR: “All I did was mention the Deacs score and she was all…’That reminds me, I wonder what Tarver’s been up to? Have you heard from him lately, honey?’”
CE: “Man that’s cold.”