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1. A blended beer beverage first poured by Eric Curry in Midvale, Utah after he was visited by an angel who revealed the formula: a holy union of light and ice. One part Natural Light and one part Natural Ice.
2. A synthetic urine used medically as a maintenance anti-addictive for patients hooked on drinking their own piss or the liquid waste secretions of other animals.
3. An order of wingless insects that inhabit the patchouli drenched dreads of hippies and rastafarians.
1. I was pounding Natty Lice and the next thing I knew I woke up to the heiferious snores of that hot chick's fat friend.
2. I couldn't stop drinking my own piss so my doctor prescribed Natty Lice three times daily before meals.
3. I took a shower for the first time in ages, and, as soon as the water hit my hair, i heard the screeches of a multitude of natty lice.
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when your coochie be stanky asf with your luce bugs in it, mf need a lice comb like god dayummm
yo have you smelled that bitches coochie it stank asf
ikr ms amanda got so coochie lice istg-
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Savages that have good enough motor skills to maneuver atv’s well but not in a mannerly fashion and do so with complete disregard to any human contact or object in the near vicinity wherever they may travel.
Dang, those street lice destroyed that beautiful park when they rode through downtown.
A group of passionate individuals that devote all their time and energy towards Declan Mckenna and support the existence of Liam Payne
On April 1st 2020, Lice Gang reached a life-changing milestone. They made Declan Mckenna sing the hit song “Bedroom Floor” by Liam Payne. Ever since then, the lice gang’s power has been impactful.
@user8263837: “i wanna join lice gang they’re all so quirky and original!!XD”
@dixierection: “no.”
Like nasty little bugs they clog up the 'follicles' of the gate boarding process. An itchy irritant that further fuels the stress of modern day air travel. They merge and swarm when anything is announced, even '10 minutes until we board' will draw out the most aggressive gate lice to hover around the boarding area, slowing everything down and infuriating considerate travelers.
Ive learned its also not always as simple as the lice being drawn by overhead luggage needs. After years of travel, I have learned that gate lice are a genetic form, not dissimilar to the steerage passengers of the past. The issue is not with them, (they will be drawn to an open gate like a moth to a flame) the issue lies with the airline who make the mistake of mixing such unsophisticated passengers with the noble, 1st class executive class.
You may have to get physical when wading through gate lice at a gate.
I hope we don't see too many gate lice today, they have been more agressive recently.
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why the school nurse sometimes sends people home to have their hair combed out for li'l bitty varmints crawling around in it; also known as cootie hunt.
Seven kids in our room got sent home today with Lice Chex, Mom, including me!
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Lice that infest the hair close to the anus.
Dude, you got Butt Lice crawling outta your ass.
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