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The ability to solve or fix complex problems with brains and simple items such as duck tape, empty pen tubes, chewing gum and paper clips, all in the face of danger. Reference is from the show ‘MacGyver’. (Can also be used as a noun or verb)
The fisherman MacGyvered his broken pole five minutes before he caught a monster sturgeon using only duck tape and dental floss.
A right turn, a U turn, and another right turn. Usually performed to avoid a red light.
I was in a rush to work today, so I pulled a Macgyver at the light on Central.
A guy with a mullet who bangs lots of 80's broads and has one of the coolest theme songs ever. On September 14, 1985, God's second son (Jesus' little brother) Macgyver was introduced to the world. He can make a bitch cum with a tooth pick and a stick of chewing gum. His only downside is that he is a pussy bitch who refuses to use guns, in fact in one episode after he finds a gun he hides it in a flower pot. But he redeems himself by turning a coffin into a Jet-Ski (what a bad ass).
Guy 1: "What did you do last night?"
Guy 2: "I Macgyvered this chick in the ass and then she pooped out white logs, which I used to a snowman that saved the world."
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The act of sticking a stalk of celery out of your butt and lying naked, face down on the floor. Your chick then proceeds to begin fucking the celery as the celery as it simultaneously penetrates your ass.
Friend: "Mmmmm....Is that celery with Peanut Butter?"
You: "Nah, I MacGyvered that shit."
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Star of cult 80's show of the same name.
Also "The Hoff's" arch nemesis (see definition under Hoff).
Responsible for an increased number of Hoff related emailing and starting the Hoffing war, a fued between 80's B-grade celebrities in a power struggle for a share of the born-again celebrity email popularity market.
For more information, please see the definition under Hoff.
"I can't believe all these f*cking Hoff emails, now we've got f*cking MacGyver to put with. Damn it!!"
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When in time of need and no condom can be found, the ability to improvise a condom out of available materials.
My boy steve was about to fuck this bitch but he didn't have a condom so he pulled a MacGyver and used the saran wrap from his sandwitch, a paper clip, rubberband, and krazy glue to make one.
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To make a marijuana smoking utensil out of random pieces of junk.
Dude1: Man, I've got some buds but nothing to smoke with.
Dude2: That's fine--we've got a toothpick, some duct tape, and a thimble--I'll just pull a Macgyver.
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