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Anyone who randomly makes shit up for shear entertainment of hearing them self talk. For example a complusive or pathological liar.
Listen to Doug talkin all dat bullshit. He's a ol' make up artist from way back.
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When the subject of the conversation is not the primary bread winner in a relationship. Usually a girl who underachieves at work because her partner is the primary wage earner and the extra income/stress isn't necessary.
Jean isn't that bothered, she's just after make-up money.
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they may be beautiful to look at, but the moment they start talking, their personality is not so beautiful. Therefore, tell them to eat make-up so they can be beautiful on the inside as well.
Hot girl with a bitchy attitude doesn't acknowledge you,
you say "go eat make-up... bitch"
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After a night of partying and waking up and still having the same make-up on and just refreshing it and going about you day
"We drank so much last night, I had to go to work with princess make-up on"
"Is my princess make-up look awful or am i okay to leave the house?"
A girl that looks stunning with the slap on, but looks completely different with make-up off, usually a wrong'un
Gary: You seen Charlotte tonight? She's usually a brown-bagger but tonight she looks fine!
Paul: Yeah dude it's all that slap, she's a total make-up fox
Genetic make-up is when you see someone who has one astounding feature and nothing else (such as a great ass but a flat chest and a butterface.) It's God's way of making it up to a person for screwing them in every other way.
God: "Hey, sorry about the flat chest, bad skin, and no brains. Here's an amazing ass. It's my genetic make-up to you."
God: "Yeah, I made you tall, thin, and socially awkward. I'll make it up to you. Here's a 10 inch crank."
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On May 1st It is no make Up may until June 1st
So a girl will wake up and will say Oh shoot it’s No Make Up May until June 1st
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