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Mallet fingers, i.e. when a boy is really bad at fingering a girl, so bad it is painful. Possibly big fingers, or just bad practice.
Jane: Did you have fun with Raymond last night.
Cat: Yeah i heard you went back with him!?
Lucy: Yeah wish i hadnt though, he had real mallet fingers!
Jane: ooh ouch!
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When you stick a midget on the end of your dick and swing her around beating someone to death.
SephirothXWEAPON: and coming over ther to beat you over the head with a midget mallet!
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To release gas from one's rectum (fart) in front of an automated sliding door like those found at entrances and exits of grocery stores, so that when the door opens and a breeze rushes in, on-comers will be hit directly in the olfactory system (nose - sense of smell) by one's 'stink'.
Jay farted in front of the doors at the Soccer Centre last night and when Joyce walked out through the doors, his 'stink' hit me like a 'shit mallet'.
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A man you would not leave near your children.
Look at the camera and go bleearrrghh!
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Post - Mallet = An after mallet
One would have a major after mallet upon onesself
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A dummy
In a shed full of sharp tools you are the rubber mallet.
{Seen on a drone aerial video on YouTube}:
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:
โช Bob's Bob-O-Pedics โช
โช From your ฮฒยตแน#รยฃโฌ** to your แนโฌnยตs
โช Some ass mallet pee'd on a fembot!!! โช
{~850ms pause}
โช Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! โช