fat man syndrome

Doctors diagnose many teens with "fat man syndrome" because they are injured due to their BMI index that is off the charts. Generally, heel injuries are the most common causing the person to limp like a chodus maximus. Be aware that a person limping might not have "fat man syndrome," but instead chode spasms.

That kid limping looks like an idiot because of his heel; we probably have another case of "fat man syndrome."

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Fat man on the roof

A fat man named Shane on top of the roof, looking at you waiting for you to feed him.

Hey the fat man on the roof wants food again

punch the fat man

Masterbating with vigour.

I'm going to punch the fat man tonight.

fat man sounds

The sounds one typically associates with a fat man. The 'daaaaaah' of sitting in or the 'hrrrrrnnngh' that accompanies the getting up from a chair for example.

All fat man exertions come complete with a fat man sound.

You're so chunky now you make the fat man sounds and don't even realise it!!

Senor Fat Man

Roogance is Senor Fat Man

Im so happy im not roogance because then I would be Senor Fat Man.

Fat Man's Cupholder

While you're doing your bitch or significant other in the anus, slyly replace your penis with larger and larger cylindrical objects until you can easily slide in a can of soda. At this point, you no longer need to hold your soda.

I got tired while boning you and had to set my drink down, but we don't have one of those mattreses that doesn't transfer energy, you know like in those commercials with the wine glass and the lady, yeah so I had to stuff it in your ass like a fat man's cupholder or something. Gosh that's a catchy name... anyway, so how about you and me hop down to the Canadian mattress and proctology imporium for all of our medical and bed needs.

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Fat Man in the Bathtub

A euphemism for sexual activity

1. Molly and I did the ol' Fat Man in the Bathtub last week.
2. Did you use a shower cap?
1. Yeah, she said we couldn't do anything until I put it on.

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