Mando Moment

When an old girl-friend or sexy female randomly messages you on a social networking site in an attempt to hook up with you.

Me: Dude, you never would guess what happened to me last-night?

Person: What!?

Me: I had a Mando Moment, Shirley messaged me on facespace, and she wants to get back with me! We're gunna get coffee on Saturday!

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Námo Mandos

The god of doom and judgement and the keeper of the House of Spirits in Tolkien's epic novel The Silmarillion. Námo alone of the Valar knows all that shall come to pass, save that which lies still in the freedom of Ilúvatar.

"Námo Mandos is the Doomsman of the Valar; but he pronounces his dooms and his Judgements only at the bidding of Manwë."

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mando do do

something that has to be done without question in otherwords it is mandotory to do this

some guy:dude there better be two kegs at this party

other guy:hell yeah thats mando do do

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Mando Minute

A unit of time used by dingos who have a less than satisfactory sense of time. A mando minute is approximately equal to 1.69 regular minutes and is divided up in 48 mando seconds. Each mando second is approximately equal to 1.352 seconds.

"I'll be back in 30 to 40 minutes." Arrives 60 minutes later. This is approximately equal to 35 1/2 units of "Mando Minute"

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ti mando un fax

a video of a cat putting a piece of paper into a fax machine

Person A: ''Have you seen ti mando un fax?''
Person B: ''Yeah, Video of the cat putting a piece of paper into a fax machine''
Person A: ''Hillarious don't ya think?''

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mando-hands

the act of covering your partners bum in mandarin orange juice then insert your thumbs into their anus and stretch, imitating the process of peeling an orange. you could eat it after i dont know... less you want poo in your mouth

Dude that girl looks like a freak. I'd totally want mando-hands from here

mando bong

Smoking a bong out of a mandarin

I found a mandarin and made a quick mando bong