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Cleaning your nails after fingering your boyfriend's/gilrfriend's arse.
I had to have a Dirty Manicure last night after giving my boyfriend a good fingering in his arse.
When you get just the tip
Last night, this guy was really unsure about getting it done so I only got a french manicure.
French Manicure- when a guy says “just the tip”
“I know you’re tired bae, lemme just give you the french”
French Manicure: when he wants to put just the tip in
“Ugh tonight...ok maybe just a french mani”
A torture act performed by mafia/cartel members in South America by removing the victims entire finger nail from their fingers. Pliers are mainly used to pull out the nail.
“We call this a Colombian Manicure”
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In the days of Al Capone, when Mafias were very common, they had methods of disposing of evidence. To avoid leaving fingerprints, it was common to burn their hands with sulfuric acid to burn away the surface and leave them without fingerprints.
Police Officer 1: We couldn't find any prints on the body of the homicide victim
Police Officer 2: The killer was either wearing gloves, or had gotten a Mafia Manicure
When your finger nails match your toenails.. just like a monkey.
"Just had my toenails painted to match my fingernails!"
"OMG! So pretty. I want a monkey manicure too!"