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things that you learn in pre school
boy:-Aunt, Aunt I am sorry! I had to look at your extra large tits when you bend over to kiss me
aunt:- what! that does not really matter you ass hole our family has really good manners
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When someone says “please and thank you” in one sentence, usually in a condescending tone.
Customer: Can I have some water? Please and thank you.
Waiter: Sure, but only if you quit with that fake manners shit.
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When you do something relatable that you think Matt would do.
Dave: I have a class in 10 minutes about social studies, im gonna sleep through it.
Jasiah: That's what i call, Matt Mannerisms.
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The act of being so polite when asking for sexual acts (sending or requesting nudes, invitations for sex etc.) it makes women regardless of sexual orientation want to jump in bed with you.
Example 1: Man: excuse me miss but my lovely girlfriend and i were wondering if youd like to sleep with us? now you dont have to do anything you dont want to but i would sincerely LOVE if you'd let me inside of you if you dont want to thats fine last thing i want is to make you uncomfortable
Woman: Oh wow your Dick Manners really threw me for a loop of course i will have sex with you and your girlfriend.
Example 2: Man: pardon me if i'm coming off too strong i just happen to find you very attractive. and i was wondering if you can possibly send me some for lack of a better word sexy photos. They don't have to be nude i just think you're beautiful and id like to see more of you. And if you dont mind id like to send you some photos showing how well endowed i am.
Woman: Oh my...you have Dick Manners....fuck the pictures ill just show you in person.
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jenny "ben blew his cig smoke in my face when i said hi."
robert "whoa,that guy's got animal manners."
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Refers to how well the doctor or nurse interacts with a reclining patient and makes him feel comfortable, reassured, and welcome at the hospital.
Extra points on a doctor/nurse's bedside manner if he/she is willing to actually climb in bed with the patient for a little while to soothe him and keep him company... snuggles/massages are usually expected; sex is optional but often gladly welcomed by the patient, who likely will then recommend the hospital to his friends for anytime they feel a need for "medical attention" themselves... a great way to keep the hospital-beds filled!! This "cuddles in exchange for praising the hospital" deal is a similar idea to a waiter/waitress's providing exemplary service to a diner-patron in hopes that said patron will give the staffperson a generous tip.
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