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A gentlemens interest magazine containing pictures of "Ladies who never say no" also features on classic cars and premium rate phone lines.
whilst walking the dog , I discovered a fantastic stash of dicarded wrist manuals , who says flytipping is all bad.
A fancy sounding term for a handjob.
Im going over to Dana's later for some hot manual sex!
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Any type of sexual activity involving the hands. Includes fingering, jacking off, and fisting. Can be solo or mutual.
Maura: "So, did you and Brian fuck yet?"
Megan: "No, I just gave him some hott manual sex in the back of my Beetle."
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The Loser's Manual is really a User's Manual one receives when making the purchase of an electronic gadget, or a new piece of lawn equipment, power tool, etc. The difference is that real men never consult the User's Manual.
Guy #1: Hey Kyle, I just bought this weed whacker, but can't figure out how to install the fishing line, can you hand me the User's Manual?
Guy #2: You mean Loser's Manual don't you Jeff?
Guy #1: Why do you call it the Loser's Manual Kyle?
Guy #2: 'Cause only a Loser would have to use it, real men never consult the User's Manual.
Guy #1: I see, well in that case let's go get a beer.
Guy #2: Now you're talking.
Lack of abillity to read the manual.
See also rtfm.
< aKa> MySQL question: I want to take two varchar fields and return it as one column. My guess was : SELECT (first_name + " " + last_name) as full_name FROM table
< BlueEagle> SELECT CONCAT (last_name,', ',first_name) AS full_name FROM mytable
< BlueEagle> http://dev.mysql.com/doc/ refman/5.1/en/select.html <= To help with your manual deficiency.
In the heat of the moment you forget to line up an actual version of "Never Gonna Give You Up" when rickrolling someone, so you just start singing the song yourself. The overall shoddyness and ill preparation of the manual rickroll prank actually make it much funnier than the automated version.
fred: hello?
ginger: uh, never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...
fred: ah yes, the manual rickroll.
when viewers on twitch raid another streamer without the previous streamer initiating the raid.
example: 3,000 Sykkuno viewers manually raided TinaKitten's stream.
Sykkuno viewers did a manual raid by going to TinaKitten's stream without Sykkuno initiating the raid.
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