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Stop the car there's a Crack Mart! I gotta buy a microwavable burrito and some Twinkies.
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N. The classic N-64 game with a twist: when the race starts, all participants must open a beer. You may not finish until your beer is finihed.
Three guys playing Kario Mart:
"Im just gonna chug my beer first and then start racing."
"Nah, Im gonna race first, stop before the finish line, chug my beer, and cross the line for the win"
"Your strategies all suck. Playing one handed while drinkin with the other ftw"
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A name given by locals of Bradford, Pa. to a particular convenience store located in a particularly run-down and crime-ridden neighborhood, known to be frequented by drug dealers and prostitutes who work for drugs.
Compton Mart drugs drug dealers prostitutes
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A big indoor swap meet in the ghetto, specifically in san diego. you can get tons of knock off baby phat, ecko, and rocawear shit there as well as tons of underground or bootleg CDs. there are tons of shootings there every month.
let's go to fam mart since the strap on my baby phat bag broke.
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1. Something like a whore house, because if you go there and spend your money you're guaranteed to get fucked.
2. A place which is sometimes accused of sending jobs to other countries, but in reality it's the number one employer in the Dark Pits of Hell.
3. A store that pays for 30 cash registers to be installed and then turns around and leaves 20 of them closed.
4. How Sam Walton chose to say "Fuck You" to America.
Wal-Mart sells everything, including its own soul!
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1) Prices so low that any business within a ten kilometer radius will inevitably board up and shut down.
2) THE place to meet hillbillies and rednecks, since everything is cheap and low quality along with a McDonald's RIGHT INSIDE so you can get cheap ass fat.
3) Longest lineups, rudest people, underappreciated employees, and huge tightwads who bitch that they can't return a $3 shoe. ie Successful business.
Wal-Mart again? C'mon, aren't there other places where we pay more to NOT see 40 year-old fatass tightwads paying with $3 cheques?
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Verb found in alien cookbook to serve man- cause of rising stock prices, sedation and weight gain of local population in US and China, and utter destruction of all critical thinking.
1)Wal-Mart for twenty years or until meat is about to fall off the bone.
2)We were going to repair the washing machine but figured why not Wal-Mart it.
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