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An act of masturbation but in a Arnold Schwarzenegger kind of way.
*Arnold voice* "I off to masterbize my penis".
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Something sooooo totally badass that right at that moment you want to drop your pants and have a massive wank.
Star Trek was so masterbational that I wanked super hard right in the theatre and shot the screen with my dick cheese.
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guy: when you rub the shaft of your penis untl you orgasm.
(sometimes requires the use of lubricants)
(not reccomended to exceed three times each day)
girls: use of fingers to touch the clitoris
(sometimes requires the use of a vibrator)
andrew uses the fleshlight to masterbate.
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fishing bait, mixture of corned beef and bread made into a paste.
"good god you'v had loads of fish today mate" "thats because i've been masterbateing"
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getting freaky with oneself.
Hellen masterbated with herself.
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Common mispelling of the word masturbator.
He was ignorant and liked to chat on-line. Unfortunately, he wasn't going to win any spelling bees; he was a shameless masterbator (sic)....and a big dumbass.
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Any nigg debate with the master
But master why can't I take the day off ? Stop masterbaten with me boy .
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