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A girl who suck penis that smells like cabbage (the penis, not the girl)
Sexy Maynard: Oh james
James: Oh maynard
James: Suck it baby
Maynard: (stops sucking momentarily) Whats that funky smell?
James: Dunno, smells like cabbage. Shut up and keep sucking
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i mean he’s alright but could be better. never completed vlogmas 2017 because he’s a knob smh. peng face. secretly dating joe sugg but he doesn’t know we know. drinks more than he can handle. cat lover. bullies his fans. HIGHLY UNDERRATED. nice trim. can buy me gucci shoes if he wants. he also went into i’m a celeb however we shall not talk about that.... used to have bleach blonde hair and looked like a lightbulb. oh yeah he also had a nose ring but the bitch got rid of it fuckin melon. the untalented maynard.
girl one: who’s jack maynard?
girl two: who?
girl three: idk her
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Originally used in "The Many Lives of Dobie Gillis" a sit-com that ran from 1959 to 1963. The main character, Dobie Gillis, used it when talking with Maynard G. Krebs. Krebs was played by Bob Denver, who later became known as Gilligan of Gilligan's Island. The line was later used in a Malt-O Meal commercial.
"Hey, look how he fixed that! That's good stuff, Maynard!"
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Melanie Maynard is the name given to the biggest loser known to man. Although strikingly Gorgeous, they do not always seem to be that smart. They like to lose at most games as well as suck very much at games such as guitar hero and rock band. If a Melanie Maynard comes in contact with a jake brown , number one in most books and at the top of the food chain, the melanie will give up any challeneg because they know they will lose :)
A Jake Brown horribly beating a melanie maynard on guitar hero. Melanie Maynard 65% vs Jake Brown 96%
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Lead singer of bands: Tool and A Perfect Circle. very talented, perhaps one of the best rock vocalists ever, and writes some really deep lyrics as well. While many complain that he doesnt appreciate his fans, he claims that he doesnt want to hear millions of people constantly praising his work because he thinks it will eventually make him and the band lazy and discontinue to produce the top quality music they do and slump down to being a mediocre band. but he is appreciative if you pay attention, if you ever goto concerts thats usually where he takes a little time to thank the fans. i went to one in New York and he stated, "sometimes we forget why we do this. theres so much bullshit in this business. so thank you for reminding us tonight why we do this"
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The best artist bar none. Maynard
combines a powerful lyrical set with
harmonicly chilling vocals. An amazing
artist.
example.... ?
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One of modern/progressive rocks most influential singer and songwriters.
Moving lyrics, belted or mourned,that shatter everything you were "made " to believe as a child. Open and heal.Open as grasp your life.
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