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A term to refer to an extremely cute boy that can be a douche at times.
Dakhota is such a Mayor A-Hole
a crook who has run memphis down to the ground!!! he has also been under several investagations from the FBI. he is the reason why memphis always has one of the highest crime rates in the u.s.a.
the last election mayor herrington won his campaning slogan was " shakein dem haters off"
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A park out the front of the desired location. In reference to the good parking spot the lord mayor recieves at city hall.
Hell yes, i scored the lord mayor.
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This is the person who you would meet in Prison, inevitably, if you ever were to screw McDonalds (the Fast Foods-restaurant chain) badly enough to get your self locked-up for your prosecutable crime against Them.
(F.Y.I., Mayor McShiv is most deadly when he teams with his own Partner In Crime, **The Ass|Burglar.**
if you see these two together ... well, you had better run away, as fast as you can, ´less you want to wind up a Bloody, Cummy, Holey, Traumatized Mess.)
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actually, "Mayor McShiv" was introduced to The World, for the first time, as a part of the punch|line of one of Conan o'Brien's hilarious Monologue Jokes, on a May 11, 2006 taping of 'Late Night with Conan o'Brien'; whereäs with The Ass|Burglar, it would appear as if _he_ has been around, for millennia -- suffice It to say, The Ass|Burglar definitely is _not_ exclusive to the McDonalds' brand.
:-(
anyway, "McShiv" is a play on the word "McCheese," as in 'Mayor McCheese,' who himself was an actual part of The McDonalds' "Family," up until some point-of-time in the 1970s; if you'd like to get some background on this **Mayor McCheese** fella, you get It from Wikipedia.
The Actual Joke in which The World was Introduced to **Mayor McShiv**:
Conan o'Brien -- "This week, true story, a man in Chicago was sent to prison for five years for embezzeling $600,000 from McDonalds. Friends say while in prison he should watch out for Mayor McShiv and the Ass Burglar."
Conan o'Brien's Audience -- "(gasps in horror at the thought of Gay Prison Sex)"
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Trophy given to winner of the Saints- Montville football game.
montvile choked!
SAINTS 14 MONTVILLE 12!
Summary of 2008
montville scores in 2nd quarter 6-0
montville scores in 3rd quarter 12-0
saints score in 3rd quarter 12-7
saints score with 38 seconds left in 4th 14-12
1500 students storm the field
arguably one of the biggest upsets of the decade
Got Mayor's Cup?
A professional footballer from Portugal. He is also known for discovering new countries and statpading against the mighty countries Like Andorra and Faroe Islands. Some sources says he's also a Geography teacher.
The bromance between Mayor of Andorra and Penalties is Goated
popular british television star from the 80's. After a brief stint on the american television series "Who's the Boss?", was blacklisted from hollywood for reportedly hitting Tony Danza. Afterwards, traveled across europe and asia, founding his new religion, Bokonism, after reading Kurt Vonnegut novels. Now retired, lives in a quiet residence in Maryland.
Kelly: "Hey, i thought i saw ophy mayor down on the mall in DC?"
Jessica: "yeah, i heard he visits the museums with his family."
crazy bag lady: "you giiiirls want a caaaaaat?!"
*both jessica and kelly flee*