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noun:after jizzing into a condom, whip it off, salute your girl, then slap that jelly filled wind vane on her left breast above the tittie.
After a long love making session, my girlfriend called me Corporal, so I gave her a medal of honor.
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to take 3rds on a girl cause shes that hot
damn man id take a bronze medal on that girl
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a game that rawks even tho it has bad graphics, crappy hit detection and terrible multiplayer
hehehe they said mustard gas
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After giving a girl a pearl necklace, you urinate on her neck
That girl was really freaky. She didn't want me to just cum on her neck, she wanted me to R. Kelly her. So I gave her a gold medal.
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The highest recognition given to deserving patriots of the sex industry who go beyond the call of booty, usually awarded by lawmakers (hence Congressional).
Mary Jane is awarded the Congressional Medal of Boner for her erotic deeds.
A friend who is always willing to jump on a grenade (ugly friend) for you. When partying and you see a hot girl with an ugly friend, this person will always take the ugly friend to help you out.
Because he's got the Medal of Honor!
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A sarcastic way to falsely congratulate someone for achieving something rather useless or unremarkable.
Person 1: Did you hear about a scientist who demonstrated that you could levitate a frog with a magnet?
Person 2: Really? Give that man a medal! (Or an Ig Nobel Prize.)
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