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A sarcastic way to falsely congratulate someone for achieving something rather useless or unremarkable.
Person 1: Did you hear about a scientist who demonstrated that you could levitate a frog with a magnet?
Person 2: Really? Give that man a medal! (Or an Ig Nobel Prize.)
67π 10π
Forcible rape, as defined by the Republican Party, is rape which was forced on the victim, as opposed to invited rape. It's the only type of rape which theoretically can be punishable by law.
Also known as rape.
The G.O.P. is only against forcible rape.
65π 7π
A German city from which immigrants introduced the cheeseburger to the United States.
A hamburger is from Hamburg; a cheeseburger is from Cheeseburg.
130π 2π
The mass-energy equivalence was one Albert Einstein's most famous work and caused him much celebrity. As such, E = mcΓΒ² came to mean a formula for success.
Cameron Mitchell: Even if the valley wasn't filled with Jaffa, we could never have made it to the gate and dialed out in under . . . ten seconds.
Martin Lloyd: Good. See, that's why we're here. So what do you think, thirty seconds? Maybe not such a round number. How about . . . thirty-eight!
Daniel Jackson: What difference it does it make? I mean it's not like you're going to have an actual ticking clock on the screen.
Martin: That's brilliant!
Daniel: That's ridiculous.
Martin: Trust me, jeopardy plus ticking clock is box office. It's the E = mcΓΒ² of the entertainment world! Ask any executive.
69π 2π
A children's TV program about "weird animals" based on books by Marc Brown. It features the eponymous anthropomorphic aardvark Arthur Read dealing with everyday issues with his family and friends in Elwood City.
It's also known for its catchy theme song, which goes:
Everyday when you're walking down the street
everybody that you meet
has an original point of view.
And I say, "Hey! (Hey!)
What a wonderful kind of day
where you can learn to work and play
and get along with each other."
You got to listen to your heat. Listen to the beat.
Listen to the rhythm, the rhythm of the street.
Open up your eyes, open up your ears.
Get together and make things better
by working together.
It's a simple message,
and it comes from the heart.
Believe in yourself (believe in yourself),
for that's the place to start! (Start!)
And I say, "Hey! (Hey!)
What a wonderful kind of day
where you can learn to work and play
and get along with each other."
"What a wonderful kind of day!
What a wonderful kind of day!"
Person 1: Arthur is an aardvark, right?
Person 2: Right.
Person 1: And Pal is a dog, right?
Person 2: Right.
Person 1: So how could an aardvard have a dog as a pet?
Person 2: . . .
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