A slur for aggressive or violent transgender individuals.
She was so mad on those pills she took his steering wheel and smashed that minivan. What a minivan masher!
An individual that is absolutely obsessed with Zeta sorority girls that he has to buy a minivan to fit all of them into his ride; Also one that lets his girlfriend make out with his buds at parties,(very lenient you might say);
Late night at the hollow on a thursday night!!
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The act of giving a girl a minivan while in a sauna.
I gave Olivia a Turkish Minivan last night at the gym, the sauna steam made it so much hotter.
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When the male takes the female wheel-barrel style but with a wider spand, and shoves both knees up the rectum. (female must have very, VERY loose butt hole.)
bro, she took it real nice with that texas minivan last night. she was crying.
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A phrase used to get out of an obligation. Whether it be money, for trade, or just a lame excuse not to follow thru with prior agreement.
Mike: "Hey doesn't Bob owe you money?"
Me: "yes he does!"
Me: "Hey Bob! How about paying me back and making it right? Huh?
Bob: " I can't be bothered with that right now man, Im off to buy my mom a minivan! *Scurries off shamefully*
Hey look, a bunch of dudes are having sex in that micro minivan!
Any pickup truck that has a bed cap, topper, or cover is basically a minivan. Term was coined in Jacksonville, NC in 2014
"Bob had a nice F-150 but turned it into a North Carolina Minivan with that cap, I bet he sits to pee also"