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Someone who knows they are, not thinks they are just because someone said so.
Mosher 1: Check that girl there
Girl: YEAH I'M A MOSHER :)!!
Mosher 2: Ummm no you're not. Name one good band.
Girl: Uhhh Paramore?
Mosher 2: WRONG!! Fucking Scene Kid.
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Moshers=best people there is
Someone who generally dresses in black...i.e baggy jeans and normally a band t-shirt with long hair(but not always long hair). They listen to alot of slayer,machine head,chimaira and other such metal bands. They enjoy going to gigs.They tend to avoid fights with people mainly chavs but there comes a time where there is a need to actually get stuck in. They stick up for what they believe in and for their friends
chav #1: haha look at dem goffs innit
moshers: *walk off*
chav #2; oi you little goff shits cum da fook ere now
mosher #1: what do you want?
chav #1:*throws a punch*
mosher #1 and #2:*knocks out the 2 twatty chavs*
mosher #1: so err what the fuck did you just say you prick? *walks off*
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Someone who wears baggy jeans and a black heavy metal band tshirt.
Mosher walks by a group of chavs.
Chav 1: Hey look a goff
Chav 2: yea hes wearing black so he MUST be a goff
Mosher: what?
Chav 3: GET IM!
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A mosher is not a actually a label. It is a label the 'chavs' or 'townies' use to label anyone who is abit different from them.
The word mosh is actually a verb a doing word and decribes an activity. The activity is a certian dance 'moshing' and you do this 'moshing' in a moshpit.
Any emo, goth, punk, alt, etc... cxould mosh if they wanted to. It is not a steriotype but it describes the dancing which they do.
Stupidly, If a group of chavs saw an emo, scene kid and a hippie together they proberly would all be 'wrongly' labeled mosher.
Chav one: OI!! MOSHER!! GET A BATH
Hippie: go get some peace.
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A mosher is usually someone who due to having no friends as a child at school (usually around the age of 13) Decides the only way an outcast like themselves will ever have any social interaction will be to suddenly declare they are sooooooo individual and join the other 50 lonely outcasts in the school by wearing daft baggy clothes and listening to American rock bands that are soooooo individual. These bands are so individual in fact that they sell millions of copies around the world. Very individual I’m sure you agree.
By joining this individual group the "mosher" then finds themselves with the chance at a social life, all be it with other outcasts.
When in a group they like to fantasise about beating up "chavs and "townies” They do this sometimes to let off the steam and pain of having been forced to exist as a freak solely to get friendship from other freaks.
“Moshers” sometimes like to go on websites and say how much they hate chavs and would beat one up if they had a chance. But in reality usually have been bullied and beaten by chavs their whole entire lives and would run the next time they saw one. They get so angry about this fact they often set up websites such as chavscum to rant about it, while usually the chavs they rant about have much more interesting things to do than sit around making websites to say how much they hate other people.
The mosher was sitting and quivering fearing his next beating at the hand of the local popular kids.
The mosher finally hit 21 and decided to become normal and cut his hair seems as the hell of his school life was over
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Apparently a term coined by scallys to describe a group of people that one used to refer to, depending on musical affiliation and degree of back-combing as jitters, metallers, goths etc. Being an exogonously applied term (by scallies), the musical affiliation is no longer critical to enable qualification as a mosher, with the result that moshers may display more catholic tastes than their counterparts of 20 years ago. A scally will identify a mosher firstly by their innocent demeanour, secondly by their friendship bands and embossed rubber bracelets and lastly by their (generally black, scruffy) clothing. Moshers' clothing is scruffy by design, even when their mums have washed and pressed them fresh that morning. Most moshers, like scallys, will display a degree of fragile self-satisfaction that diminishes upon contact with life's realities. Likely to have no recollection of being a mosher by the age of 25, the mosher is the perfect antithesis to the scally. Coincidentally, the scally's period of gestation into standard, working class nobody is the same as a mosher's into standard, middle class nobody.
If you have friends with an inflated sense of their own individuality, it is possible that they were moshers in their youth and are still growing out of it.
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sum1 hu dresses in an unfashionable manner using make up to the extent that they look like clowns, normally they like rock music n rock out. they also have a wierd sense of humour n speak in a wierd tone of voice.
normal person - look at that mosher lets push him in that pond
mosher - ahhh shit ive jus been pushed in a pond because i look like im wearing a gimp suite
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