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when u give a blowjob at a funeral
GIVING A BLOWJOB AT A FUNERAL, CALL THAT TOP OF THE MOURNING
A greeting among the goth subculture. Typically in the evening. Expression of passive-aggressive dislike or disgusting. Sometimes expressed in discontempt went being awakened, after having stayed awake all night
"GOULD MOURNING! I'm going back to sleep.*
A sometimes fatal state of god-awful sadness and defeat which occurs in the hearts of many young Homo sapiens in the few the days after Christmas morning, instigated by the realization of the fact that 364 days lie between the victim and the next Christmas break. Another cause may be the discovering that the only event to look forward to is school starting again. No cure has been found.
Mom: George, where is my other son, Harry?
George: Mom! I was just about to tell you, George has locked himself up in his room because of his extreme case of Christmas-Mourning!
Mom: Oh God. There's nothing we can do now.
The nickname for the BBC during the time between the death of Queen Elizabeth II and her funeral
At this point, I think the BBC should change their name to Mourn Hub.
n- when one wakes to find he has morning wood, but also has to urinate so bad it hurts.
I was so happy when I woke up with morning wood, but then I realized I had to piss, my morning wood had turned into mourning wood.
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The act of going through your hard drive and pulling together all of the photos of deceased loved one for archiving to a CD-R. This way they are preserved, in case your hard-drive follows them to the "other side" and you aren't constantly reminded of them whenever your screen-saver comes on.
This past weekend I conducted a digital mourning for my cat. She was a sweet girl.
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omgzorz. i am going to a sunday mourning show after mass with my parents. jesus is totally hot.
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