When a couple is cuddling and the small spoon (the one being cuddled) has diarrhea on the big spoon (the one doing the cuddling) making what appears to be a mud puddle in between their cuddle.
Ben: My girlfriend chose to be the big spoon after our Mexican dinner and I accidentally Muddled her.
Teddy: Damn, was the puddle smooth or chunky
Ben: Slightly chunky...
a dirty or muddy puddle.
Bob laid his jacket in the muddle for his lady friend to step on.
a corn muddle is what all the ain't shit boys at Temple smell like.
Von smells like a corn muddle, he is a fuck boy!!!!
The mashed butt debris left in between and in the teeth after eating nuts
It took me ten minutes to clean the nut muddle out of my teeth after my date last night
Results when you take a large penis in your mouth and it ends up smushed
Muddled cucumbers make for bad date nights