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what you say when someone farts.
dude #1: Ohh that was a good one
dude #2: damn! It burns my eyes!
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A phrase commonly used by bitches with fat ol’ titties. Most commonly used when someone is just trying to see some knockers and is staring at them while also having a conversation.
“My eyes are up here…”
“Like yeah bitch i know where your eyes are, i’m just tryna see some melons real quick”
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Obese mid-thirties male with a Michael Cera type stache, man bag and a striped fedora.
Do NOT look across the street Michael, we got a AAAAH MY EYES!! IT BUURNS!!
That shows that one does not care; careless, reckless, unconcerned.
A person who does not care; a careless, unconcerned, or indifferent person.
Mid 19th century; earliest use found in Catherine Sedgwick (1789–1867). From (I) don't care.
P1: what you think that person thinks of you?
P2: see the worry in my eye?
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Indescribably pleasing, sexually attractive fag. HOT!
Dude1: Wtf, dude? Who's that girl?
Dude2: That's my cousin(gay). He's the Adam's apple of my eye.
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My eyes are full of magnets means the feeling in your eyes when you’re about to cry. Or the feeling that your eyes may get when you’re tired and they feel like they might water.
Example 1: “Whats wrong?” “Well my eyes are full of magnets.” “Oh why?” “Because I’m upset.”
Example 2: “My eyes are full of magnets.” “Why?” “Cause I’m tired.”