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near virgin

A woman who only had sex one time in her life.

That girl was a near virgin until I got a hold of her

by GI Bro July 6, 2004

8πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Near Queer

Someone who is essentially bi, but closer to being gay than straight.
A gay who is stuck in denial and passes themselves off as being bi when really they just haven't made the full conversion to being gay.

Anslie: Hey, how's my favorite near queers today?

by Dan Henry August 30, 2005

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


antisocial nearing

1. Spending time together with other people while engaging in antisocial behavior and activities. For example, being on your mobile phone while with friends, family, colleagues, or on a date.
2. Engaging in social activities, and avoiding customary social behavior, such as hand shaking, hugging, kissing, sex.

3. Wearing protective gear, i.e. gloves, masks, hazmat suits, etc., while engaging in social activities.

iPhone use encourages antisocial nearing.
John's refusal to shake hands demonstrates his ability to practice antisocial nearing.
This pandemic antisocial nearing is beyond strange; people hanging out together, shaking hands and hugging while wearing gloves and a face mask is just weird.

by dunhillmint April 3, 2020


Near peer

Previously referred to as β€œdocking”. Near peer is when two males consensually interlock their penis’ by one male over lapping their foreskin over the other male’s penis.

β€œBro let’s have some fun, want to near peer?”

by The near peer queer April 1, 2023


the near future

A more or less fictitious point in the future that will eventually occur.... never.

Q: Hey bro, when are you going to get a new job? I can't finance your weed permanently.

A: Dude, that's the first thing planned for the near future

by Tom the Ace July 31, 2022


Near Device

Multimedia tools, gadgets and toys that approach an integrated solution, but ultimately settle for the pillars of the country America has become: Coolness and Profitability.

For better or worse, the iPhone's research and development (R&D) was driven by the questions: Can this sell and how can we sell as many as possible? This is a Near Device.

Near Devices like my awesome diNovo Mini, which gives me just what i need in terms of portability and function to control my HTPC's (Home Theater Personal Computer) but won't allow me to control my stereos or TV's. Devices like my GPS unit that only wants to do GPS. Not music and DVD's as well.

by rezinagro January 7, 2009

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


near queer

Not quite openly gay or consciously aware of being gay.

He said he's not gay, but he's sure as hell near queer.

by Mike Oxhard July 11, 2006

6πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž