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The most exstreme source of lippage humanly possible. When one comences to take a fatty dipper and stick up at a degree of upper ninty. This upper ninety must require skill from years possibly months of practie. The ultimate lipper was once done by a red headed prodigy by the name of NICK BIRKY.
Lippers and dippers and flippers and slippers........ No Rob shut quit im doing it ....... Rob ........ Fuck you lawlor......... ok guys are you ready. Ok just one sec..... ok ...... Upper Ninety
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Something that costs nothing. Free. (Heard this from a former co-worker)
How much did this waffle cost?
Man, it was free ninety free!
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When something costs nothing because one stole it.
Dude it cost me FREE-NINETY-NINE.
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taking way to long to do something
Tara: where's jeff? this guy's always late.
Jay: no kidding,he always takes 99's.
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It is a leg rub that costs exactly $1.99
One Ninety-Nine
The act of sleeping with or dating someone for with no intention of ever having a serious relationship with them and then dumping them after 3 months/90 days as to move on or to keep from hurting the victim of the affair. Often, both parties know that they are not suitable for each other.
Smart, attractive, jaded, and/or hypersexual females are often the culprits of ninety night-stands. Rich men, players, married and/or hot men are also frequent culprits. These people are not necessarily players, but they are opportunists.
Young, needy, cute, plain and/or naive women as well as women with low self esteem who are good in bed are frequent victims. Unemployed, hot, lower class, stupid and/or neanderthalic men who are good in bed are frequent victims.
Jim: I've been dating this smokin' hot music executive for a few weeks now. She is so perfect. I want her to be my sugar mama.
Tom: You dumbass. You fold shirts at Banana Republic for a living and you don't even have your GED. You're her ninety night-stand.
Angela: (sobbing) I can't believe that Dr. Spencer broke up with me. He was so great and so good in bed.
Psychiatrist: You dumb bitch. He's married to a total MILF. You're not even that cute. It was a ninety night-stand, not a relationship. He just wanted to try stuff his wife wouldn't do and throw you to the curb.
Angela: But he said he loved me after we slept together.
Psychiatrist: He probably meant that he loved that you'll do all the freaky shit his wife wouldn't do.
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90 miles in a 65 mile an hour zone!
the cops stopped me for doing ninety in a sixty-five
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