because of course

Phrase:
Meaning that the reason for an occurrence, action, behavior is/should be apparent to involved parties. Popularized on ticket Miami sports shows by D. Lebatard, J. Taylor, etc.

No one thinks the U.S. will win the World Cup...because of course!

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It's because of the superdelegates!

This phrase can be used when in anger and/or disappointment or not achieving or receiving something that you deserved. It can also be used to shift blame onto any other entity for a problem. This is in reference to Bernie Sanders likely being cheated out of the Democratic Primary by Hillary Clinton largely because of illegal action in the Democratic National Committee and super delegates.

Joe: I didn't get a hit in Little League! It's because of the superdelegates.
DeVante: Gas Prices are up a dollar! It's because of the superdelegates!
Morris: I have Gonohreea! It's because of the superdelegates!
Chad Palomino: You can't spell gonorrhea! It's because of the superdelegates!

Because the yes

Because, the yes

Jim says why
Tim: because the yes

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Because 7

An phrase used to answer any stupid "why?" questions.

"Why aren't you dating my friend?"
"Because 7."

Or

"Why are you smiling?"
"Because 7!"

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Because nope

A phrase to describe a response to a question that doesn't require or need an elegant explanation. Pretty much the go-to response to any question you don't want to answer.

Friend 1: Hey man! Wanna go to that one club?
Friend 2: Nah.

Friend 1: Wtf? Why not?
Friend 2: Because nope!

Because Minecraft

The only excuse that is always valid.

"Steven, why isn't your homework done?"
"Because Minecraft."
"Oh, okay."

"Why are you so obsessed with Minecraft?"
"Because Minecraft."
"But Why?"
"Because Minecraft."

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Because of gay

Micheal Scott from The Office says this after saying "that's what he said" because Oscar, one of the other characters is gay.

Get is guys? Because of gay?