I'd Beat

A term used when talking about a hot girl to a freind.
Often mistaken with masturbating, "beat" in this instance
means the same thing as "fuck".

Yo, I'd beat that chick so hard!
I don't care if she's too _______, I'd still beat!
Yo, would you beat? --Hell yeah!

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I'd Host It

The geeky equivalent of I'd hit it.

It is used to express that someone (or something) is hot, and that because of this, if they had a website, you would host it.

"What about Tiffany?"
"I'd host it."

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I'd Shit That

An expression meaning that a public bathroom is clean enough to poop in. See I'd Hit That

John: How is the bathroom at the hockey arena?
Bill: Not bad, actually, I'd shit that.

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I'd tap that

“I’d tap that”

This phrase is a condensation of the colloquial expression:

“If only I could tap and sell that.” -or-

“You could tap and sell that.”

The expression is derived from the practice of tapping a keg of beer, or cask of wine; –whereby a spigot valve is inserted into the side of the keg, in order to tap the beer.

The expression figuratively means: “To access something of value”

In the last decade, the expression has been further condensed to simply:

“You can tap that” -or- “I’d tap that”

It is often used in conjunction with a sexual connotation.

In observation of an attractive female:

"I'd tap that"

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i'd tap that

When someone sees a nice refreshing river, they say "I'd tap that", meaning, they'd like to put a plumbing system in and "tap" the water supply.

Frank: Wow, look at that lovely river.
Anne: I'd tap that!

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I'd poop on it

When you see a girl who you are attracted to, and you say "I'd poop on it", you are saying "it" referring to her as a sexual item, rather than person, and that if you were to be given the opportunity to have sex with her, and she was into strange things like being pooped on, that she is so hot you would do it.

*Me and a friend see a super hot chick*

Me: Dannng! I'd poop on it

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I'd reach that

Term used, usually by a male, to indicate that he would be able to pleasure a certain female with a big booty, from the behind. That he would be able to "reach" it from behind despite the big butt.

GUY1 : "Damn did you just see that pretty girl with the big booty walk by?"

GUY2 : "Yeah i saw her. . . I'd reach that"