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Personal Computer Stress Disorder comes from dealing with the chaotic world of Windows. Viruses, crashing software, blue screen of death, three finger salute, are all sources of this stress.
My psychiatrist diagnosed me with PCSD - Personal Computer Stress Disorder and prescribed the replacement of all of my PCs with Macs.
When you vow to never drink Tequila again.
"Hey, Bobby, let's take some Tequila shots!"
- Bobby has nightmarish flashbacks to New Years Eve, 2008. His ears begin to ring and his hands start to tremble. His friends don't know it, but Bobby suffers from crippling PTSD (Post Tequila Stress Disorder).
Post IB Stress Disorder, or PISD, is a short period of time after finishing IB, the International Baccalaureate, which manifests as: intense irrational stress, nightmares, delusions, and traumatic episodes which resemble the feeling of having more exams or IAs due in a short amount of time.
Paul: Oh man, I had a horrific nightmare last night… I dreamt I had an exam this morning and I wasn’t prepared.
Nicole: Shi you probably have Post IB Stress Disorder (PISD).
Being scarred of small earthquakes like a little bitch.
My friend Nav experienced an Earthquake and now suffers from Post Traumatic Earthquake Stress Disorder.
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Stress and anxiety caused by being around someone who is overly dramatic all the time, esp. a female (i.e., my sister).
"That dude is suffering from Post-Dramatic Stress Disorder - PDSD, man. His lady is cray cray - looks like he saw a ghost!"
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Post Pornographic Stress Disorder, or PPSD for short, is a trauma related disorder caused by viewing incredibly disturbing, sexually explicit material. People affected with the disorder will have reoccurring mental images, flashbacks, and, if unlucky, dreams of the disturbing sexual content they viewed (often by accident). People with the disorder will feel extremely disturbed and often (but not always) oddly aroused, when these mental images occur, causing them extreme stress and discomfort. Diagnosis criteria includes:
1. Having viewed disturbing sexually explicit material (individual's definition of disturbing may very due to different sexual preferences and/or sensitivity to pornography).
2. Have reoccurring flashbacks, and often nightmares, of the pornographic material.
3. Flashbacks and/or nightmares cause the individual extreme discomfort and often sexual arousal from seeing the mental images, causing shame.
4. The content must be "hardcore porn". Mild pornography with somewhat disturbing material cannot be a cause for the disorder.
5. The individual has been having reoccurring trauma from viewing the sexually explicit material for at least one month, and the disorder shows no signs of lessening or causing desensitization to the material.
Friend: "Hey bro, did you see that video I sent you?"
You: "Yes, and I think I now have PPSD (Post Pornographic Stress Disorder)."
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The feelings of anxiety some New Jerseyans felt after the release of MTV's "Jersey Shore" which portrayed all state residents as having orange faces, dance and fist pumping skills, blowed out hair, and the confidence to talk about themselves in 3rd person.
Joe:"Hey bro, what's gotten into Grant? The kid hasn't gone out, shaved, tanned, or cut his hair in like two days."
John:"Grant's been diagnosed with Post Traumatic Jersey Shore Stress Disorder (PTJSSD) ever since that MTV show "Jersey Shore" came out. He can't stand going to Scorekeepers or out in public anymore because everyone wants him to fist pump and show off his abs."
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