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hell on earth via LA just located in the south east
Bill: lets go to north carolina!
Satan: hey you know i was born there!
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1. A place mostly known for it's horrible basketball team the Tarheels. Once the bastian of tobacco this state has now become a cespool for scrubs who act like they know anything about basketball.
2. The punchline to every basketball joke ever invented.
3. Remembered for eight and twenty.
4. The favorite team of phules name Mike.
1. Don't laugh at me: I live in North Carolina.
2. Did you hear? North Carolina won the NCAA championship this year! Wait, what do you mean they didn't?
3. 2001-2002
4. Reyes
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The city of Asheville's bitch to the south.
Home to TC Roberson High School, a main rival to Asheville High. TC Roberson has won more state championships than Asheville and their other rival, Reynolds High School, combined.
Hey, let's go down to Arden, North Carolina to mess some people up!
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The top of a bikini; the lower part being 'South Carolina.'
While doing the water slide, Caroline had a wardrobe malfunction. She lost North Carolina.
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a city located north of Charlotte. it is built up with businesses (which it wasn't 10 years ago) and is also flooded with New Yorkers. if you are looking for a regular house in mooresville bring atleast 200,000 dollars. it is home to many race car drivers. there are two kinds of people in mooresville. southerners, and New Yorkers.
Did you hear? She is moving to Mooresville, North Carolina! I guess her parents wanted to move to a slightly smaller city.
When you leave the toilet lid down completely and sit with your bare butt cheeks flat down on top. Then when you defecate, the forcibly expulsion just slip slides you all around and ends you up gliding off the front as you proceed to land on the floor in a big pile of your own mess.
Johnny: Dude, the bathroom is all covered in feces, what happened?
Dude: Couldn't help but perform a North Carolina Mudslide after I got all shitfaced at the club last night.
Johnny: And I thought an upper decker was gross. You're on another level dude.
Sanford North Carolina is a town you’ve probably passed through to get to either Raleigh, Southern Pines, or Fayetteville. If you’re a local teen there, your exciting saturday night consists of going to walmart to literally just walk around, go to one of the 3 mcdonalds within the same 5 mile vicinity, or going to smoke weed in the kiwanis park parking lot. you’ll find plenty of mexicans and inbreds while in sanford. the local hipsters like to drink shitty coffee at karmas and take aesthetic pictures in depot park. the rednecks can be found in the kendale parking lot smoking weed, cigarettes, and revving up their trucks for no reason. fine dining in sanford is either elizabeth’s or san felipe. lee senior is the bigger highschool with all the gay kids and theatre nerds and ghetto kids. southern lee is full of inbreds and privileged white kids from west lee county.
“Where can I find some real life cousin fuckers?”
“Sanford, North Carolina.”
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