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cheap white cider, the kind which costs significantly under a pound per litre
go down the local sketchy an' get us a bottle of wrong mate?
let's get some wrong in and get beasted for election night
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A man amongst boys. You can't stop them, you can only hope to contain them. A dude who can hardly be classified as human, because of his beastliousness. Someone who likes to be hit. Whatever you try to do to him will just make him stronger.
Frank Gore is a beast (noun), but Jerome Bettis was the biggest beast (noun) to ever carry a football.
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The generic sloppyjuice remaining postcoitally in or around the female genetalia; comprised of both male and female orgasmic fluids
After we got dressed and left the bedroom there was still some fucksnot dripping out of my vagina.
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a version of the game monopoly that is subsituted by terms and places that would usually be found in the ghetto, hood, or project. this game includes, crack houses, projects, to' down parks, corner stores, drug runnaz, and hood ratz
man, what u wanna do?
iono, u got that game ghettopoly?
naw, man, but how u play?
you do tha same thang as monopoly
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It’s a freaking wipe. Get you face dirty right now. Now clean yourself off. What did you use? A towel? A cloth? A WIPE MABEY? Jesus I’m done with the internet
Sally got the shit beat out of her at recess, so she asked the teacher to get a WIPE to clean herself off. Sally doesn’t snitch. Sally isn’t a coward. The Wipe (noun) is useful for cleaning
An undesirable or unpleasant experience
Tim: I just failed my Spanish exam.
Me: That's an Oof (noun).
Falsepoops are both a feeling and a phenomena. They may present themselves as sharts or disguise themselves as megashits. But these are merely squeakers that cause the discomfort prompting you to take siege of the porcelain throne. When you do finally sit down and force that motherfucker out; you may produce a marble, or nothing at all. What you have here sir or madam, is a falsepoop.
Falsepoop Noun "There I sat so broken hearted, but twas falsepoop; I had and just barely sharted."
Person 1: Man, I can't believe I sat on the toilet for 3 minutes, missing my show for a false poop.
Person 2: I held my false poop in, I looked kinda dumb for a minute, but I'm good.
Person 3: Hold on, I think I'm having a false poop right now, nope I'm sharting.
Person 4: How is this not a crazy shitstorm right now, all of this pushing over a false poop?