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numpty

complete idiot whose iq ranges from 0-1

brian mcfadden (aka tubby) is a numpty

by mr.xyz November 23, 2005

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numpty

Someone who cannot figure out how to open a Jaguar using the manafacturer's key.

When the car is more intelligent than the driver.
Mike you are a complete numpty, take it back to where you bought it from and tell them you are too thick to drive it..

by Segun January 25, 2005

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numpty

Bobby Gould, the manager of Cheltenham Town Football Club

The sooner that numpty gets the sack, the better.

by humanist October 14, 2003

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numpty

Someone who sells a share a long way before its true value has been realised. Usually because they're panicked by a temporary fall in the market. Always relates to a private investor, and a specialised definition of numpty is when institutional investors are buying, but the private investors (the numpties) are selling.

'Look at that numpty who sold pre-market. He's been spooked by the market-makers.'

by Triffid May 20, 2003

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numpty

A Total Fcuking Idiot

"That Ian coulby is a total Numpty"

by tangolf June 12, 2007

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numpty

Someone who does not know the difference between a MB and a GB...

Daz you Numpty, BT aint gonna cap your limit at 15MB

by Rossa July 6, 2004

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numpty

Most people that drive Nissan Micras, invariably the male numpty wears a hat and fondly recalls bumbling along in his old Allegro.

Woah watch out for that numpty

by Toffer September 2, 2003

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