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May 27th the day where u can tell brody to fuck off
Brody: Hey gu-
You: Fuck Off Brody
Brody: Wh-
You: It's International Fuck Off Brody Day
some people say April 24th is national r*pe day, so therefore we will make it national rip off ears day, ears are quite easy to rip off just start at the top and pull down at a angle❤️
“hey, did you know april 24th is national rip off ears day? “
“oh really?”
“yup!”
“nice, definitely if somebody looks at me sideways their ear will be ripped off!”
to not care about anything important, except for partying or going to a club.
Hey baby, how about we get out of here and just swing the day off?
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Call in sick at work but spend the day doing fun things i.e. shopping, tennis, lunching, etc
Sale at J.Crew starts tomorrow - I think I'll take a ferris bueller's day off and get there when it opens.
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Log Off the Internet Day was started by a group of activists and thinkers in 1999 to make the public aware of the impacting is making on real life communities. Log Off the Internet Day is celebrated on the first Saturday after the start of summer in your hemisphere on which you are supposed to stay off the internet. No email, chat, IMs, gameplaying or surfing. A time to go to a movie, see some friends, ride a bike, be with your family.
I totally celebrated Log Off the Internet Day and went for a bike ride.
My second life wife got mad because I spent some time with my first life wife on Log Off the Internet Day.
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When a person take their entire academic or work day to jack-off.
I took the day off to J off cause he saw some hot Mudkip rule 34 on 4chan.
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On April 12th cut off a dick. Preferably that of a perv.
Creep’s friend: Oh man, you should stop creeping on that girl, it’s cut off a dick day tomorrow
Creep: oh shit gotta keep it no matter how small
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