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An attempt to urinate after exposure to extreme cold, the genital shrinkage causing difficulty when holding the penis.
"Dude, it's like one hundred below out there, and when I went to take a whiz, it was totally Omaha Thimble."
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Don't go to South Omaha if you are afraid of culture! You will find a community rich in diversity, pride, and history. South Omaha began as its own town, nicknamed "The Magic City". Annexed in 1915, it is now it is the best part of Omaha. Once a neighborhood of mostly Eastern and Southern European immigrants, it has kept its tradition of welcoming immigrants alive and is now where many Latino immigrants call home.
South Omaha is where you go to find the best Mexican restaurants in Omaha. South Omaha is a place where people come to take a shot at the American dream. Many of the immigrants who came to South Omaha originally worked in the Union Stockyards, a livestock market and meat packing center, which at one time was the largest in the world. The Stockyards closed in 1999, but the South Omaha tradition of rolling up your sleeves hard work has remained.
South Omaha is home to many immigrant and family owned small businesses off 24th Street, and the entire neighborhood.
If you aren't afraid to go east of 72nd Street you may run into a SOB or two while you are here. --That's short for South Omaha Boy or South Omaha Beauty. We'll sit down and have a beer with you in a great South Omaha dive bar. We'll shoot the shit for a minute, but be careful we can smell privileged, entitled douches from a mile away. So by all means stay away if you think mayonnaise is spicy and American needs to make itself great again. You won't like it here and we won't like you either.
You ain't shit if you're not from South Omaha
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The act of tapping on someone's scrotum from behind in an upwards, supportive motion or delicately cupping them in one's hand and lifting them up towards the phallic shaft.
Donald gave Wes an Omaha Twister in the shower at the gym.
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When a girl is giving a blow job, and the guy forces the girl to deep throat. He then wraps one leg around the back of her neck and forces her to choke on his dick until she is about to puke. Right before she pukes, he pulls her off of him and she pukes into a trash can or waiting solo cup. If done incorrectly, the girl will vomit onto the guy's penis which burns.
Yo, I was trying to give this slam piece an Omaha Heimlich, but I done fucked up and she puked on my dick. Is this what herpes feels like?
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Unnatural weight loss caused by non-prescription medication. Similar to the Jenny Crank Diet.
Galpal: "Darling, she looks terrible! All skin and bags. What do you think happened?"
Gaypal: "Sweetie, she obvs is on the Omaha Diet. It does terrible things to your complexion."
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When a woman that has an intestinal disorder characterized by abnormal frequency and fluidity of fecal evacuations and you allow her to defacate on your bare face. In other words when she has diarrhea and you let her shit on your face.
After you gave me that blumpkin it really put me in the mood for an omaha scorcher.
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The Omaha lancers are a hockey team in the United States Hickey league. Home of my local hockey team. The lancers play in Ralston Arena, confusing commuters as even though there name is the OMAHA lancers, they play in Ralston.
The lancers fans are devoted to their team and will do anything to help their team win against other USHL opponents.
Bill: Did you know that the Omaha Lancers play in Ralston, Not Omaha?
Terry: I know, now just give me those tickets before I get my gun.