Going against nature
The ability to cheat death is unnatural
"The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural"
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The act of being unnatural. In coordinance with being awkward as fuck. This happens when one does things that relate to being unnatural, such as acting very goddamn odd, extraordinarily creepy, being a disturbing bastard, and just being genuinely unnatural.
Damn that nigga Hayden is at peak unnaturality.
Lying down on a couch unnaturally. Sitting up face first against the couch. Back must create a 90 degree angle Usually when passed out.
I want to pass out unnatural on a couch naked with a bottle of Irish Rose. After I did garbage-can-bowling
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The joy of recreationally playing with the magical properties of the number six, or toying around with its numeral when written in different languages, to arouse excitement, with the hope of experiencing an aha!
A creative question on unnatural six that may be posed is: βGive at least half a dozen solutions to βWhat is half of six?ββ
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an erection resulting from the overuse of viagra or other horny pills
that old fogey is unnaturally hard
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anal intercourse -this is another of the 'polite school' insults that actually could be used in church
rob, i saw you pulled over by that trooper; what happened?
rob: he caught me speeding, he was having unnatural sex with me!
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Unnatural Beams of Light that cover up private areas. Most commonly used to censor manga and anime.
(Girls bikini falls off)
"Dahm the unnatural beams of light!"