Keys

The metallic shits you thought you left on the table but they aren't actually there and are in the sink....for some reason?

Guy1: Hey where are the keys?

Guy2: On the table

Guy1: you left them in the sink dumbass 🤦 ♂️

6👍 1👎

Key

Your major crush, one you often mastrbate to their yearbook picture. The key to your heart.

My key is hotter than yours

9👍 2👎

key

integral, very important, required

that clock in your presentation was key

172👍 123👎

Kei

An Asian girl who is smart to the highest extremity of intelligence. Often confused with a cyborg.

Wow, you're such a mega smart. You are such a Kei.

118👍 88👎

key

1. A metal device that opens or closes a lock
2. A Set of characters, when entered into a software program, unlocks locked features and removes annoying nag screens and trial limits.
3. to scratch up one's vehicle, using a key to do so.

1: Damn it, where did my keys go
2: Someone have a key for Windows 98?
3: That fucking faggot pissed me off so bad, I'm going to key the shit out of his car later on

205👍 173👎

keys

kilogram

flipping keez all through the streetz

85👍 69👎

keyed

when one is completely high from smoking maijuana. side effects include feeling happy, sleepy, then hungry.

guy 1: man we were smokin and i was so keyed, i thought i was flyin
guy 2: shit forreal, youre dumb

46👍 34👎