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A dumb bitch who doen't believe in panties
Lindsay Lohan, please put your clothes back on.
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The living proof that the american justice system has preference for celebrities. Despite having uncountable charges for drug possession and driving while being drunk, Lohan always manages to stay away from jail and ignore the community service and rehabilitation therapies the judges carry to her.
Lindsay Lohan was sentenced for a month in jail and only stayed for six days. Then went to rehab and left it shortly afterwards.
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i just took a ride on lindsay lohan and got aids
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offered as a celeb teen alternative to hilary duff. is actually almost as untalented as her rival.
lindsay lohan is a boring teen idol who makes me so depressed with american culture today that i'm just gonna have to go back to sniffing crack because people are so tasteless.
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A general nasal irritance characterized by: sniffling; nose wiping; skin redness due to high-velocity crystalline particle burn; and blood pouring down your face. It is caused by an inexhaustible quantity of priveledge and wealth that prevents you from realizing you are using far too much cocaine in the span of a day... every day!
I've got the lohan drip
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Cheesy, slutty, fake "singer" and "actress"
I think she's had a few too many boob jobs and fake tans to be considered respectable, in my book.
If her boobs are real, so is Britney singing live.
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An old Hollywood washout who dates young, pretty starlets. Like Harrison Ford with Calista Flockhart, or Michael Douglas and Katherine Zeta Jones. Or Jack Nicholson and half of LA.
Who's the Lohan Solo with the hot milf on his arm?
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