Orientated AroAce

An Oriented AroAce is an AroAce person who identifies with another orientation label in a nonromantic, nonsexual way. For example, Oriented AroAce’s may identify as a Pan AroAce, Bi AroAce, Lesbian AroAce, or Gay AroAce, etc. Other attractions that an Orientated AroAce May feel could be: Alterous Attraction, Aesthetic Attraction, Emotional Attraction, Platonic Attraction, QueerPlatonic Attraction, Sensual Attraction (eg hugs from ppl are nice), etc.

Koko: “Hey, btw I’m Orientated AroAce. That means I still don’t feel romantic and sexual attraction, but I feel other attractions. I feel Aesthetic, Alterous, Platonic, and Qplatonic”.

Kai: “Ah cool, I’ve never heard the term until now. Which way do you swing on the non-romo non-sexual attrac scale?”

Koko: “Oh, I’m Pan AroAce”

Kai: “I’ll always support you”.

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Going Oriental

"Eating the cat", performing felatio on your female partner. Derived from the common eastern practice of eating feline specimens.

Though Jason Mao was slightly overweight and poorly endowed, he was well reputed in the female community for consistently and effectively going oriental whenever necessary.

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Oriented aroace

A person who feels neither sexual nor romantic attraction to anybody - and is therefore aromantic asexual, or 'aroace' - but experiences an attraction which is strong enough to be recognized as an orientation.
There could be, for example, straight, bi, or gay aroaces.

A: "I... think I like you."
B: "Huh? I thought you were aromantic asexual?"
A:"Sure! But that doesn't mean I'm not attracted to people in any way... I'm an oriented aroace, and I think I have a squish (aromantic asexual crush) on you."

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Oriental Planner

A person who makes plans for a group then backs out of the plans they made.

Dan: Did you hear that Jessica is not going to the holiday party on Saturday?
Mary: Didn’t she set it up?
Dan: Yea, she’s an Oriental Planner.

oriental tug

The art of masturbation by yourself or a friend, with the usage of chopsticks.

I was in the local chinese restaurant and my girlfriend gave me an oriental tug under the table.

textual orientation

The way you text. Be it T9, full qwerty keyboard or straight candybar phone 9 keys.

What's you textual orientation?
T9 It predicts before I can think what I'm going to say next.

leyton orient

an uncharacteristic turnaround of form

I was feeling really rough last week but now I'm Leyton Orient

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