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You say your are going to do something, talk about it to everyone but then you don't.
Yea, why does that guy always todd the ornament?
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1. A friend, who after leaving the bar, volunteers to ensure that your hood doesn't fly up and obstruct your vision, by sitting, laying, or otherwise sprawling himself across the hood for the entire ride back to the house.
2. Any unknown organic material, such as flesh, hair, teeth, a human body, or other, which is found stuck to the grill of your vehicle after a hard night of partying.
1. Tony and Robbie forgot the hood was unlatched when they spun out of peewee's bar, so Robbie had to be the Carolina Hood Ornament all the way home after the hood flew up and they were unable to shut it.
2. Ralph was surprised to find a Carolina Hood Ornament on his dad's car on Saturday morning, and had to bury it in the neighbor's backyard before anyone found out.
When you take a big ole dumpy on the hood of someone’s car, in the cold; some of it gets warmed up by the sun and runs down the sides of the car appearing as a bow.
Bro you just got a Norwegian hood ornament!
When you take poop on the hood of someone's car.
I gave my girlfriend a Dutch Hood Ornament when we broke up.
Taking a dump on the hood of an adversaries vehicle as an act of retribution.
Jane cut John off on the freeway so he looked up her license plate. Found where she lived and gave her a fresh cincinatti hood ornament.
Resulting from a domestic dispute, a woman climbs onto the hood of her newly ex boyfriend’s car. He decides to not let that stop him and ends up on the highway in Cohoes with his ex clinging to the hood and screaming obscenities at him.
Oh shit, look at that, a Cohoes hood ornament. Been a minute since I’ve seen one of those.
A racial slur for a black person. Gets its name because in the 1800s and early 1900s black people were often lynched and hung.
Back home we would call Lamar an Alabama tree ornament.
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