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Russian Paint Job

Purely confidential and no one in the world besides Evan Spink, a big fag, can know. And also his three friends.

He/She is such a Russian Paint Job
Wow, this smells like a Russian Paint Job.
That looked like a Russian Paint Job!
That felt like a Russian Paint Job.
FUCK YOU, you Russian Paint Job!
My 4x4 jeep is such a piece of Russian Paint Job.

by Evan Spink December 5, 2009

14πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Kentucky paint job

A Kentucky paint job is when a woman is on her period sits on your face and grinds untill your face is completely painted red with her blood. Like the red barns in the rolling hills of Kentucky

Hey baby I want you to give me a good old fashion Kentucky paint job

by Brian E Tarrants Jr August 17, 2022


Alaskan Paint Job

A skid-mark left by a stripper's lap dance

My boy just got an Alaskan Paint Job. I told him that stripper was naaaaasty!!

by BoxKev April 22, 2011

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Alaskan Paint Job

When a stripper gives you a lap dance and leaves a skid mark on your leg.

Yo, I was down at Booty Hut last night and that bitch Bankrupt gave me a lap dance in the Champagne Room and left an Alaskan Paint Job on my Levi's!

by harrybalsac May 29, 2011

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Picaso Paint Job

Fill cups with vibrant coloured paint and leave one cup of water on the side. Proceed to dip your wiener into the paint and create your masterpiece on the face of your partner. Add a final coat of man cream for that glossy finish.

" Dude, I had to wash my dick 20 times to get all the paint off after I Picaso Paint Jobed that chick."

by Robbie Cano August 24, 2009

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


flame paint job

A paint job that is done on a vehicale (preferably truck) which has flames running across the sides. Most typically used by bros on their sick 8 inch. raised trucks with 36 inch tires.

Bro #1: Hey man, did you get your truck raised yet?
Bro #2: AW! I got this SICK 8 inch raise with like 36 inch tires and this awesome new falme paint job on the side. It's frikin dank bro.

by *insert super hardcore/emo line here* April 13, 2005

7πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Alaskan Paint Job

While receiving a lap dance, the stripper leaves a skid-mark on your leg.

β€œDiscussing that chick gave you an Alaskan paint job”

β€œAwesome that stripper left me an Alaskan Paint Job”

β€œThat Alaskan Paint Job stinks!”

by Quiksilver86 April 21, 2011

5πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž