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The people who had sex to make you
I think it's pretty hypocritical that my parents won't let me have sex, because they obviously have.
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The biggest stressor and contradictors in most kids life. Both the lazy-assed kids like myself and the smart A+ students don't get cut any slack from parents. Take the examples.
Jeff's Parents(Smart kid): Jeff you got an 88 for Honors SS this quarter, 2 weeks detention buddy!
Joe's Parents(Dumb Kid): Why are you up at 11:00 PM doing Homework? *Blah Blah Blah*
Jeff's Thoughts: Jesus christ are you kidding me dumb fucks i care about my grades why do they have to?? They're not even helping me!!
Joe's thoughts: Uhhm get the fuck out of my room you dumb bitches i don't need you i get the work done it just takes a while
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1.Things that suck
2.Things that you put up with for 18 years
3.Things that live to embaress you
4.Things that YOU become =(
Parents - Do your homework kid...
Kids - LEAVE ME ALONE
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1)People who have sex and somehow think that makes them qualified to rule over your life.
2)People who think that your privacy dosent matter cause you're younger than them.
3)people who set an AMAZING example of following their own directions/house rules!
4)people who think that your two days off of school are,"let's wake up early and get a fresh start!" Days and, "let's go do something that I know full well you don't want to do!" Days.
5)people who think that it's okay to tell you how to and not to dress, what type of music you can and can't listen to, and what you can and can't do while you are in the "comfort" of your own home ruining any individuality you had left in this already crushing society.
6)people who tell you that you have to "earn" the right to do things that you already should have the right to do.
7) and lastly, people who unintentionally worsen any mental illnesses you already might have such as anxiety, depression, bipolar disorder, ect.
My parents just made me spend my entire fucking weekend doing chores and "earning my right to do shit"
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the thing stopping you from living in your house...naked
i would live naked, but i cant cuz of the parents :(
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Somebody who has had or still having their parents run their entire life and they don't know any better. Their parents make every decision for them and influence them in ways you can't imagine.
-Pippen was gonna come to Florida with us but his parents said it might be a bad idea because Florida is far and God forbid something goes wrong, who will he have down there. Pippen suffers from the psychological disorder Parentism.
-Pippen always has a crisp $100 bill folded up in a secret pocket in his wallet for emergencies. His mom and dad taught him that.
-When Mike Langs friends ask him to come out, he always says he's busy. He wants to appear that he has a lot of stuff going on in his life so he don't look like a loser, but his friends know otherwise.
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Two (usually) people who were screwing around and either forgot the condom, or it broke.
My parents said I wasn't an accident, but a mistake
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