pastel piss

sperm,spunk,white wee wee, dick snot, jizz

after a few tugs, pastel piss came out

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Pastel-core

A genre of music containing bands whose t-shirts and other related artwork are characterized by bright, loud colors (pastel) and nonsensical designs. Usually worn by some skinny douche who thinks he's "brutal" or "hardcore" because of listening to said band(s). Generally just awful music but not always.

Example of bands that could be considered "Pastel-core" are Asking Alexandria, Suicide Silence, A Day to Remember, August Burns Red, etc.

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Fruit Pastel Game

A game where one partner takes a fruit pastel and inserts it into either the vagina or anus, the other partner will then suck the fruit pastel out taking with it all the various juices and diseases.

"Hey Joe, how did you get all them warts on your face?"
"Aw Joe, me and Suzanne played the fruit pastel game last night and well you know what Sue is like."

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Pastel de Nata

“Pastel de Nata” is the one of the best sweets you can eat when you’re visiting Portugal.

It’s a little egg tart but it’s a disrespect to call them anything other than their name

“Eu adorei este Pastel de Nata” (“I loved this Pastel de Nata”
“Sabe-me dizer onde se pode comprar Pastéis de Nata?”(Can you tell me where I can buy Pastéis de Nata(plural of Pastel de Nata)?”)

Playful pastel

A muted tone also known as not seriously pastel.

Wow those playful pastels are so pretty.. they are the same as muted tones

get the pastels cooking

1) to go out and "get the ball rolling", so to speak, with a certain physical activity

2) when one is "rusty" at a certain sport and they want to get back into shape or return to the state in which they previously performed in a consistent manner due to an upcoming event in which that person or persons will compete at said sport/activity
3) to heat up and eat one's artistic supplies

Ay boys, lax season is right around the corner so we gon' go out this afternoon and get the pastels cooking

Wow, Grayson is pretty good considering he hasn't played in a while; he musta got them pastels cooking awhile ago

pastel lesbian

A usually teenaged girl who plays at being a lesbian. Noted for claiming fealty to famous lesbian or feminist personas.

Caroline Konsnstnar is the funniest teen pastel lesbian YouTube vlogger.