Pez Dispenser

While your chick is throwing up, you bang her doggy-style in the bathroom, while continuously pulling her hair so her head bobs up and down like a pez dispenser while projecting vomit.

I banged my drunk bitch in the bathroom and gave her the Pez Dispenser that shit.

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Pez Head

noun (pejorative): person guilty of using a concentration of hair products so extreme that their hair-do is rendered immobile in gale-force winds

I can't believe the number of Pez Heads in attendance at this disco, Salma...perhaps we should leave.

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Lez Pez

When a lesbian is eating out her girlfriend, and the girlfriend's Monistat pill shoot out of her vagina into the other's mouth.

Lesbian Lover #1: "oh baby! that feels.. *CHOKE*... dear god and all that is holy! i just ate a lez pez!"

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PEZ DISPENSER

JUST ANOTHER WORD FOR A METH PIPE / OIL BURNER

HEY BRO , GO GRAB THE PEZ DISPENSER SO WE CAN SMOKE A BOWL.

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nez pez

no please

kid: can i eat have twenty bucks mom?

mom: nez pez

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pez out

verb: To dispense, dole out, give, bestow, administer, shell out, etc.

I'm not about to pez out some cash so you can buy clothes that make you look like a whore!

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Pez pequeno

A guy named Jose that thinks he's a shark playing pool but he is just a little fish.

Jose thought he was a Shark shooting pool, but checking all the money he loses to Marty he is just a pez pequeno.