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A phone sex pimp is a unemployed man who convinces his girlfriend who he lives with to do phone sex to earn money for paying his court costs and fines. The money is also used to buy his beer and cigerettes and cable.
Phone sex pimp: Woman get your ass out of bed and get on the telephone and make me some money!
Woman: Do it your self you lazy no good bum! I'll cut your balls off and then your voice will be high!
(As she gets up anyway to answer the calls.)
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“dude this Friday is Phone Sex Friday! who are you gonna have phone sex with”
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April 19th when you and your partner have phone sex on this particular date.
Tomorrow is national phone sex day
Being so horny that you have to shove your penis in the charging port while the women on the other side shoves the entire phone up her vaginal canal
Theadore: Marissa, I love you so much let’s have intimate phone sex tonight
Marissa: ok last time I did this part of my case got stuck in my uterus
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When you call someone you know who lives in a place that is having better weather than you and talk on the phone about it.
Caller 1 is looking for some weather phone sex:
Caller 1: The high temp here is 100 degrees with 90% humidity in the shade. What's it like there?
Caller 2: Bummer, sorry to hear that. It's great here. Highs in the 70's, sunny, and dry.
Caller 1: Sounds fabulous! ummm... what are you wearing? Are you sitting outside? Does it feel great? What are you planning to do today?
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One way phone sex consists of a person either calling another person or answering the phone while masturbating. Extra points are awarded if an outgoing call is placed to a friend's significant other.
Carly: I think Tom tried to have one way phone sex with me last night.
Sam: Why do you say that?
Carly: He called and said hello then just started to breath really heavy, but I hung up in time.
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Today is a day to have smokin hot phone sex with your partner for yalls anniversary. It doesn't matter what anniversary.
A: Hey babe
B: Yeah
A: Today is April 15th
B: And?
A: It's National have phone sex to celebrate your anniversary day ;)
B: Ooh let's have phone sex to celebrate today, it is our three month after all