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A large ball of wonderful goodies that you drop in the porcelain pool the morning after Cinco de Mayo. Similar to Ireland's Eye.
Holy frijoles! Who the fuck is in that stall? He must have been drinking for 14 hours straight last night to drop a stinky pinata like that!!!!
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A: When a police officer tackles a hippie when he's resisting a "unlawful" arrest and all of his drugs and paraphernalia fly from his persons.
B: When a drunk bastard gets insulted by a hippie and slaps him, catapulting money/drugs from his person
Alex the hippie insulted the drunk bastard who proceeded to slap him, resulting in an array of money and drugs which dispersed onto the floor around his hippie feet, and was followed by "dam hippie pinata" --drunkbastard.
When you beat a soda machine, gumball machine, or any other thing that can be beaten with a blunt object on the sidwalk to get whats inside
dude, im thirsty lets go do a street pinata
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a. A person who expels vomit from his or her mouth with extreme force and the vomit contains "treats" such as partially digested but recognizable pieces of food.
b. The name of a band Marmar would totally be in, in which bandmembers would swallow small treats such as Tootsie rolls and Sweet tarts whole prior to the performance only to projectile vomit them onto the audience during the encore.
a. Everyone at the party thought Frank was a vomit pinata, as his narf revealed he had gorged on the complimentary cheese cubes and Swedish meatballs at the buffet table.
b. Ladies and Gentleman... we are VOMIT PINATA!!!
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When you are part of the lowly back office at work and always get shit on and picked on by your boss and managers to the point where you feel like you are just getting beaten like a pinata. And you are just so beaten down and shit on, you just sit there and take more.
Me: Wow did you just see Stacey get yelled at for miscalculating the algorithm by a decimal and then her boss said she had to work late and the weekend. On top of that he gave her Pedro's work who he fired and then began to tell her to get her shit done on her birthday or else.
Co Worker: Damn Stacey's a true and tried office Pinata. I think I'm gonna go try to hit her too for some work and see if I can beat it out of her so I can take the day off! Ha!
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When you cum into a blindfold and proceed to blindfold a girl with it. Then you spin her around and beat her with a stick.
Jorgen recieved a surprise when he recieved a Milky Pinata at his birthday party.
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The act of hog-tying a naked female, hanging her from the ceiling, and allowing the party goers to take their turn porking her.
Uncle Fredo's party was a snore until he suggested that we ressurect a tradition from the "old country", the turkish pinata. Nobody left unsatisified.
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