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when someone eats a series of food to make there poop green and then smashes their white asscheeks against a window and releases its green caca surprise all over the window resembling a pistachio nut. (green caca+white asscheeks= pistachio nut surprise)
i pistachio nut surprised my mom the other day and she broke the glass window making my anus bleed.
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Code word for oral sex performed on a female.
Hey, want pistachio ice cream later?
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A non-life-threatening, but common and annoying syndrome brought on by frequent use of thumb nails to crack open pistachios; Symptoms include but are not limited to, aching of the thumbs; fissures or punctures found on the thumbs; thumb nails cracked, broken and ALWAYS much shorter than other finger nails. The only cures developed are cursing like a sailor in short bursts, shelled pistachios, the use of implanted squirrel teeth, or completely discontinuing the fabulous, salty roasted nut, however, most serious pistachio consumers would rather live with the syndrome.
Bitch be needing a mani...PTS ( Pistachio Thumb Syndrome ) in full effect...
Synonymous to "that's so me" or "so true".
Can also be similar to "slay".
"God I'm tired" "So pistachio fr fr"
Or "Ah that movie was amazing, so pistachio fr fr"
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Performed when a woman sticks a pistachio up her vagina and uses a vibrator to heat it up to a crispy state.
My girlfriend made me a whole bowl of electrifying pistachios the other night.
When you get that penis under that shell
Gimme some pistachio and figgy pudding
A degusting nut that is eaten by old people. For some odd reason this nut is used in many different types of foods such as, ice cream, milk, candy, baked goods, bread, anything you can think of. There are even pistachio flavored gummie worms (who in the world is eating that garbage)
This pistachio is so good. The rich earthy flavor is soaking into mu tongue.