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When you plan on having unprotected, amazing sex for a couple days and buy the Plan B pill at Walgreens or CVS before mentioned couple days of mind blowing sex.
One time I was planning on plan b because I was planning on having a dirty weekend.
I had to get the plan b one time one after a frantic morning when the condom broke,upon arrival home I realized that there's an effing coupon for that ish! It was actually nice to know in case I ever was planning a plan b.
I think planning a plan b is a bit inhumane, and harsh on ones body, but ultimately somewhat responsible.
Planning a plan b is better than pulling and praying.
If condoms weren't lame I wouldn't ever plan a plan b.
I've never planned a plan b, but have often thought about these things.
It's better to have some sort of plan than no plan, better start planning a plan b
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The period you get a week after you take plan B.
Guy: My girl's on her period I can't smash.
Guy 2: Wasn't this the issue last week?
Guy: Oh this isn't her regular, it's her Plan B-eriod.
When plan A doesn't work out and you just give up. Plan B is you just do nothing.
Amanda: Hey VK, are we still going tonight or is it plan B?
Veronica: Plan B, I don't feel like it... i drank too much last night.
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a child who’s mother got pregnant with them while on plan b
A group of white college chicks after a weekend out
Honey I went to go pick up ur laxatives at Walgreens and the Plan B Brigade was coming in.
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Affordable contraceptive for when an miss pull out occurs, in which one inserts two Mentos into the females genetalia before applying 20fl oz of diet coke to flush out the vaginal system. (Mentos challenge)
Ace Ventura " yo Juan it got crazy with Maria last night, I had to use the Puerto Rican Plan B. Thank God for those Mentos in my pocket, I'm not trying to have any baby mama drama"
A fallback plan for running out of toilet paper, which involves taking an unscheduled shower to prevent dingleberries or racing tracks.
Dude, this Plan B Toilet Paper is getting old. If you kill the toilet paper, buy some more!
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