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fap and plap

Masturbation "fapping" immediately followed by sex "plapping". Also known as F&P.

Dave was up all night after fapping and plapping. He's real good at the ol'fap and plap routine.

by /b/leach_my_eyes May 21, 2021

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Plap

Piss like a pro

Josie pissed into dans mouth, plap

by dannyallott September 12, 2010

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plap

acronym for "people laughing at people"

when their opponents fell the coach had plap

by ex_92 September 30, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


plaps

to pop like a poppy seed, or, the act of

When your cells get attacked by viruses some of them try to plaps.

Don't make me plaps you.

by wburglett November 14, 2006

6๐Ÿ‘ 135๐Ÿ‘Ž


Plapped-a-puss

Best used in the missionary position.
When the male reaches the climax of his orgasm, he withdraws his penis from the woman's vagina and shoots his load all over her vulva. He then slaps the cum covered pussy with his dick, making the semen splatter the surrounding areas.

"Last night I plapped-a-puss fuckin' hardcore, man."

by Merick August 15, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


ploobl oobl plap blap

an alternative, meme(y), distorted poster art work for the movie; Paul Blart Mall Cop. Real name of the movie is replaced by โ€œPloobl oobl plap blapโ€ and in addition to that, Paul Blart has various deformities to his face which are visible, such as; Missing one left eye, having a slightly bigger head, and worst of it all; he is equipped with multiple vagina ears on his left side instead of regular human-mammal ear.

There are multiple variations to this poster, and it is unknown how Paul Blart feels about any of it, or has had any plans to sue because Iโ€™d hate to have 5 vaginas instead of a ear

Zekee: Ploobl oobl plap blap!!
Jazaire: what the fuck?

by Hanhanhannn June 26, 2021

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


plap plap plap plap get pregnant

When she's thinking properly she's against it but once the fun gets started she fully accepts it.
Can't wait for Plapfield.
PLAP CORRECTION NEEDED!!!
Pat pat pat get happy get happy get happy!!!

it's always plap plap plap plap get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant ๐Ÿ˜”

by CUMSE December 26, 2023