any public transportation (bus, train, subway, metro) where you are the ONLY person getting a ride
I rode the poor man's limo home today.
For the second time this month I got the poor man's limo to take me home.
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Getting drunk or high. You may not have the money to go to Disneyland, but for twenty bucks you can get shitfaced enough that you won't care.
c.f. Ani DiFranco "My Country Tis of Thee"
Haven't seen Dog all week. Where he at?
He on the poor man's vacation.
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Alternative nachos for a poor man, consisting of lays potato chips and mustard.
Love you Ryan
Hey man want some nachos? (Other) Ya man but we don't got the ingredients. No man, I'll split a bag of Lays with you and grab some mustard from the deli. Poor Man Nachos!
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A pawn shop.
My account is at the poor man's bank on 1st Street, the pawn shop that has my trumpet and drum kit in the display window.
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The act of masturbating while defecating. It is the next best thing to a true blumpkin.
"Larry's girlfriend didn't come over, so he ended up getting a poor man's blumpkin that night."
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When you're taking a shit in a public restroom and the size, mass, or shape of the shit is such that is causes an updward splash that reaches the genital or anal area.
bidet
A small low basin with taps, on which a person sits to wash their genital and anal areas.
Dan was using the restroom at Dodgers Stadium, and he dropped an ass bomb so large that it was like he was using a poor man's bidet.
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Referring to Wal-Mart, for its low, low prices and generally attract poor persons everywhere
Boy I tell you what...That Wal-Mart is a Poor Man's Paradise
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