pootiful

adj. The quality of having attractive excrement due to an adorable pancreas. The last thing one may find alluring about a woman whose external beauty has become tiring.

Guy#1 - "I'm tired of that bitch. I mean she's hot and everything. I'm just tired of her."

Guy#2 - "Yeah but have you seen her shit? She's pootiful!"

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pootie

A womans pelvic region

I gots ta get me some pootie

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Pooty

its a loving nickname

i call my baby pooty

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pootie

a beautiful poot times 5 just call to pootie and he will solve your problems pootie 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

i love you pootie

i feel so pootie today

pootie

Vagina

Damn, that pootie was tight!@#@!

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Pootie

A term for your best friend

Dats my Pootie girl

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pootie

a fart..often one that smells not off shit, but ass..or eggs.
verb- to fart..often by yourself in your bed under yourcovers (smothering yourself) or in a room with many people..often know as a silent but deadly.
in the ing form it is changed to poot..like pooting. Poot is a trem for a girl fart.

Awww FUCK, who pootied?
oh man, I have to pootie..
I almost killed myself cause I kept pooting in my sheets!

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