Poping

Performing the duties of the Catholic Pope.

"I like Pope Francis. I can really get behind his Poping."

"This guy popes like a champ. Someone give him a freaking medal."

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To pope

To take someone's virginity.

To pope (examples)

Dude, I totally poped that chick.

I got poped in Paris (Hilton).

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Pope

A creepy ass old guy who is swimming in riches as he watches the rest of the world suffer. He acts like he cares about people but he doesn’t give a flying fuck. He just wants his $$$.

*Whole continent gets bombed*

Pope: “Oh how tragic.”

*Gets paid for speaking*

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Pope

Title of position given to a cardinal who becomes the leader of the Roman Catholic church. There have been 266 popes since the first Pope, Peter the apostle who was pope 2000 years ago with succession ever since. Often mistaken for a child lover due to sporadic scandals of corrupt priests and 'evil' due to rare popes who cheated themselves into and used the position for political power hundreds years ago while the hundreds of other men who became popes strove to make the world a better place. They also have the coolest car you will ever see even though they are amazing enough to forgive men who shot them multiple times out of stupidity for no reason other than their amazing love.

Did you hear about how that one guy didn't even press charges after being stabbed by that druggy even though they had full evidence?

Yeah pulling a JP2

What a pope.

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Popes

Popes is a hidden place on the tracks in Midway, Chicago. Teens go here to drink and party when there are no other moves. Summer is the time for Popes as it is always nice out. The chances of you finding where this place is are low, but it has been used with high schoolers for years.

“Aye Popes@8?” - Person #1
“Hell yeah text everyone.” - Person #2

Pope

That man who doesn't have sex.

The Pope also doesn't masturbate

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The pope

The god guy. They're not very creative, part of the reason they all have the same name. Formerly John Paul II, but his magic pope powers couldn't keep him alive forever. Rumored to fly over Vatican City at night.

John Paul II used to be pope, but now Christians have a German Shepard.

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