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an acronym for People Over Thirty Acting Twenty-one Online. On dating sites, chatrooms and social network, a potato will often present himself or herself as younger than his or her actual age.
Jess is a second-year university student who met a cute guy online. His profile picture looked like Bradley Cooper, and he was listed as twenty-two years old. When she met him in person, he was almost forty and looked very different from his picture. She found a real POTATO.
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POTATO IS AN ADORABLE LOVING PERSON WHO DESERVES BETTER DEFINITIONS ON URBAN DICTIONARY. THEY ARE LOVEABLE AND AN ALL AROUND AMAZING PERSON. THEY ARE ALSO SMART AND THEY ARE LITERALLY THE BEST HUSBANDO.
“OMG POTATO IS SO CUTE!”
“OMG HOW KIND POTATO IS!”
“WHAT A PERFECT HUSBANDO POTATO IS!”
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noun:
- big, fat, unmoving object
verb:
- to lounge around and do nothing
"I feel like a potato"
"I have been potatoing this entire quarantine"
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Potatoness (adj.) (PO-Tay-Toe-Ness) the act of being potato like or in other words being like Lucilla Faith. 2. The act of laying around and being lazy.
x: wow look at that potatoness lucilla is doing 2. Wow look at all the potatoness Cori has going on. Just laying on the couch like that. 3 sorry I was late, I had too much potatoness going on
A potato is the only meaning of life (true)!!!
POTATO!!!!!!!
A shitty and slow electronic device
Guy 1: My computer can't run League of Legends, it always lags so much!
Guy 2: Your computer's a fucking potato.
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Someone named potato is the most powerful being in the universe and can destroy entire galaxies with just a thought.
You do not want to mess with a potato. You will most likely be killed.
Man, i'm kind of scared of that Potato dude, i heard he kills anyone who puts pineapple on pizza.