praying grandmothers

your grandmothers prayer protecting you

“i got praying grandmothers for niggas who hate”

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She praying

Is a slang word that means ; she is sucking dick ; she is giving head ; a girl is into giving a blow job on her knees with two hands

Kenny: " yo Adam , do you know if that girl is into sucking dick ? "

Adam: "she praying "

pray for omarion

A cliche started on Fark.com after the London bombings. There was a story going around that the singer Omarion was in London and requested his fans to pray for him. This was found to not be true, but on forums people will still request others to pray for Omarion, even if he has nothing to do with what's going on.

A hurricane is coming! Don't forget to pray for Omarion!

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praying for keeps

When you pray for something that you want to last forever.

I'm praying for keeps that this time around I will meet my soulmate.

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pull and pray

The act of taking your penis out of the girl's vagina just before you cum to avoid pregnancy.

I fucked Lisa last night but I didn't have a condom on me so I did a pull and pray!

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Spray and Pray

When you "Spray and Pray" in a videogame, you shoot an automatic weapon inaccurately or in a stupid way, and hope you kill the enemy player.

I'll "Spray and Pray" after I peek out of suicide

praying for death

A phrase used to respond to the generic “How are you today” question that people randomly ask you throughout the day. Used by people who are clinically depressed, hate their life and/or job, and l would rather die then face one more day of suffering

Coffee shop worker: “Welcome to Starbucks, how are you today?”

Cody: “Still praying for death. I will have a moca latte”